Very fast. Similar to the speed that my father had when going to the store to get milk. It's only beaten by the speed of a fast red car from some movie...
"Where'd dad go??"
"He went to the store to get milk"
"But I didn't even get to say goodbye..."
"I know... Gheto Speed..."
Budget guerilla, it often comes with a free surfboard.
"Man, you must see this, a surfboard just appeared at my house in the hands of my new guella."