Budget guerilla, it often comes with a free surfboard.
"Man, you must see this, a surfboard just appeared at my house in the hands of my new guella."
Very fast. Similar to the speed that my father had when going to the store to get milk. It's only beaten by the speed of a fast red car from some movie...
"Where'd dad go??"
"He went to the store to get milk"
"But I didn't even get to say goodbye..."
"I know... Gheto Speed..."