Shootin Some Meatballs

The 90s phrase for playing basketball (that I totally did not mishear).

Will Smith: And all shootin some meatballs outside of the school
Douche: He said, "b-ball", not meatballs...
Me, an intellectual: Tsk... How does it feel to ride the short bus?

Nega-Fucks

Fucks that are so small and dense, it caves in on itself, creating a fuck black hole that sucks in your sanity.

*Boring ass lecture*
Student 1: Words cannot describe how little of a fuck I give right now...
Student 2: Brooo, I'm about to start giving nega-fucks...
Student 1: Oh no...
* Student 2's brain begins to implode as the destructive force of nega-fucks erodes his mental capacity*
Student 1: Ah shit, here we go again...