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The best average player to grace a football pitch. HIs touch on the ball is mediocre but he can still steal the ball...and your girlfriend. FUCK YOU HES THE BEST
Ugly girl: WHo even is Gabriel Jesus?
Hot Girl: THE BEST PLAYER IN THE FUCCKING WORLD
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Definition 1. Something Canadians Drink Milk from.
Definition 2. What you say to a guy when he busts a huge load in your mouth
Guy: Aw shit i just busted
Girl: Omg that was so much, thanks for the milksack papi :)
*Slurps up the rest*