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D-Wand
A high-powered air wand made by the good people a Dyson that is very useful for drying hard-to-reach places if nozzling gets a bit out of hand.
"I was in Dubai recently and, naturally, did some nozzingly. Went a bit overboard, and TP simply would not have suffice. Boy was I happy they had a D-Wand."
The unpleasant order that can saturate fabric adjacent to a manâs taint, or grundel, after prolonged periods without access to dry-cleaning.
"Taint-a-nice-smell" on my Ludlow suit pants after two weeks at the climate meeting.
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An innovation from the good people at Dyson technologies that moisturizes with a KY-derivitive mist to remedy excessive drying that may result from D-blading.
I was so dry after d-blading, thank goodness for the D-lube.
The high speed column of air generated by Dyson technology that evolved after UN party complaints that the original concave design for insertion was not gender balanced.
The new D-airbone technology represents a small, yet important step for gender in international meeting washrooms and elsewhere.
A sudden interest in Bondage, Discipline , Dominance, Submission and/or Sadism and Masochism while visiting Bonn.
I'm usually not into this stuff, but I was walking by a BDSM shop here and now I'm feeling quite Bonninant -- can't wait to put on a leather mask and starfish someone wit a ball gag in their mouth.
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A tear in the inseam of trousers, which, on purpose or by accident, allows for increased ventilation of the groin area.
I heard he really heats up in the groin. That hole must be to crotchalate.
The sensation of sublime cleanliness that follows a thorough washing of one's posterior using the bathroom water nozzle provided in some parts of the world.
I am nostalgic for those days in Doha when I would leave the lieu feeling 'nozzle fresh'.