Because It's Tuesday

Another way to say Random Acts of Kindness.

He bought her flowers with a note only saying "Because It's Tuesday."

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Ring My Doorbell

Another way of saying: Touch my ding dong.

Made famous by the White Stripes song, "My Doorbell."

"I'm thinking about my doorbell. When you gonna ring it? When you gonna ring it?"
-White Stripes

Hannah came over to my house and rang my doorbell...she knows how to ring my doorbell and get it rung right.

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Penguin dance

When one dances like a penguin, taking short steps whith knees together. Best practiced with arms at sides and hands stretched outwards for maximum effect. Ultrapractical when you are having a bad day because you are automatically guaranteed to start laughing and have a fantastical rest of the day.

Ex: I was having an awful day, then I penguin danced; now I'm having a wonderfully smiley, fantastically beautiful day again.