Vitor

Vitor is very woke and cringe pilled, he goes around as foggot

Vitor: ik moet sportschool

Iago

Iago is a very sad Spaniard/Spanjool national socialist, he likes bullying and he thinks he based and Chad pilled unlike dayton Gayton.
His favourite band is anal cunt, he mainly listen to it while making his gay ass homework. But after all we are very proud he got over his ketamine and porn addictions, now only his mental retardation is left.

Iago: 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
Girl: stop spamming me second amendment stories I'm not american😭😭😭
Iago: Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.