mulliganology

Noun- in golf, when you screw up a drive, you get to take the shot over. This rule applies to life as so for mulliganologists.

Haley: YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH YOUR @#§&%$ SECRETARY?!
Jose: mulligan.
Phil: yessir that is mulliganology.

pikachu effect

When a girl thinks your cute, but in a plutonic way. Derived from how every girl thinks pikachu is adorable but would never ever date him.

Bart: hey man i think michelle likes me!!

Phil: your 5'6, weigh 190 pounds, and still live with your mom. Thats just the pikachu effect man.

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ultracheated

VERB. someone whos luck keeps falling bad side up. the ultimate form of bad luck.

robert: man, today I went to the store, tripped on a soda spill, fell in the way of a cart, got my head trampled, somebody youtubed it, My boss saw the video, found out I wasnt sick that day and fired my ass.

Phil: woah. ultracheated dude.

(robert gets hit by a bus)

Ho hoe

NOUN. Someone who lives for the holidays. They buy the biggest christmas tree, get the giant santa statue, and the candy cane colored pooper-scooper.

Jenny: I just love the holidays! look at all this stuff I got at walmart! red and green costumes for my dogs, cinnamon tasting cigarretes, the three kings christmas album

Phil: Holy crap thats some crazy christmas sh*t you Ho hoe.

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falser

Someone who may actually think they are a type of person like an emo, an anarchist, etc. but really dont act like one.

bobby: I'm so emo.

Phil: then whats the deal with the smiley face t-shirt and great attitude you stupid falser?

lessener

someone who looks down on you for not being up to their personal standards, be it age, race, or personal choices.

older guy: that kid over there was tryin to talk to me about politics, but i blew him off.
younger guy: wow what a lessener of you

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Gigabytage

The amount of gigabytes in an electronic device.

What is the gigabytage on your IPad?
The gigabytage of my IPad is 64.