proctostomy

from the *latin: *proct- anus, and *ostomy- the creation of a new hole. In simple terms, the shortening of 'ripping someone a new one.'

earl: man, clare just got all pissed off when she heard i dented the car.
phil: woa, she must've given you one bad proctostomy.

episodism

noun- the belief that all of your life is basically one big television show. Most notably showcased in "the truman show" starring jim carrey, this is often described as acute paranoia. (other forms: episodist, episodistic)

Tater: im telling you, this is a tv show and im the comic relief!!
phil: so your part of that episodism scene huh?

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