Ryan Johnstone

The term for a bisexual who sucks baws for a living. Ryan Johnstones can also talk one lot of shit.

Scott - “watch out here comes ryan johnstone fs”
Kieren -“naw man”
Ryan -“suck ma baws”

Allfours

This is a significant chant which allocates that Ryan goes on all fours while he chugs one out. This is predominately used at St. Johnstone away days while David scores a hattrick.

Announcer - "and David Wotherspoon has got St. Johnstone up 3-1, remarkable!!"

Crowd - "He wanks on allfourssssss. Ryan Johnstone, he wanks on Allfours !!!"

Steedman'd

When you want to play CSGO but your bird facetimes you before you can log on.

Colin: "Here bro you coming on CS the now for a 5 man?"

Conor: "Sorry bro i can't, I am steedman'd right now."

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Fat Dutchy

A form of species you can only see when you trip on acid. Fat Dutchy is an apocalyptic demon which can only speak in anger and eats your entire soul if caught looking.

Him: "omg man im trippin balls, i can see fat dutchy"

Her: "don't look at him for too long! He will eat you!"

Fat Dutchy: "AYYHHAAOOOOOO"