Navy Rub

An open palmed rub down on a persons crotch over their pants, as was done in the navy.

He gives a good navy rub.

I didn’t go all the way, but I did give her a good navy rub.

Biscuits in the Oven

When you’re ready to take a poo

We gotta get home boys, I’ve got some biscuits in the oven.

Ass Jam

When your underwear gets all bunched up in your ass on a hot day.

Man, I’ve got some serious ass jam going on today