Aegis Wing

The Cuphead clone before Cuphead, this game has been known to give intense and bloody hemroids to everyone who plays it. It's said to be the cause of all evil in the world including Fortnite, Obunga and Leon Bell from Dead Rising 2. Aegis Wing might in fact be the most cancerous substance known to man and can destroy your Xbox from the inside out. Only those who have downed a bottle of gamer girl piss may be able to play Aegis Wing without getting dysentery or worse.

Guy: Hey do you remember that one game Aegis Wing?
Second Guy: AAAAAAAHHHH! IT HURTS! MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!
Guy: HOLY FUCKING SHIT ME TOO! AHHHH!

Urban Dictionary Author

Unfunny rascals badly adorning net dormitories in cringey, torturous, iotas of neurological acidity racking your attention under tremendous hordes of regret.

That joke took way too much for what it’s worth. I guess the real Urban Dictionary Author was the me i made along the way.

Frank West

He's covered wars you know.

Guy: Hey you know that one guy from dead rising?
Second guy: Frank West?
Guy: Yeah! He's covered wars you know!

Zeitgeist

A character from the Marvel Comics with the mutant power to spew acidic projectile vommit onto his foes. Since his fade into obscurit, he has made one cinematic appearance in the 2018 film Deadpool 2 where he was portrayed by the actor Bill Skarsgard.

Guy: Remember Zeitgeist?
Second Guy: No.
Guy: Lol same.

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