Laxticity

The indescribable essence of excellence that separates the wheat from the chaff; intangibles.

Tom Brady showed his laxticity in the super bowl this year, especially as the oldest player in the NFL.

Ice Picker

(Sounds like “ass picker”)
“Ice picker” refers to a girl who wears deceiving clothes to make herself look hot/sexy, but really has no curves. It is similar to a grenade but she purposely hides her ugliness.

“Dude there are so many ice pickers at this school!”
“Yea dude. They just wear poofed out skirts that make their ass look big”

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Glass of Milk

A “glass of milk” is used to describe a hot white chick that is bad. While all girls can be a snack, a “glass of milk” narrows it down a bit. You can add other words like “thick” or “tall” to decribe the girl even further.

Guy 1: “oh shit did you see that tall glass of milk over there?”
Guy 2: “yea man she so fine”

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antelepheteminozer

Something that antelepheteminozes; that is, something that shuts ur body down due to malnutrition/disease (artificially).

Some ppl say the antelepheteminozer a yerk unc dropped in the gravy , but I think it’s that signature middle-class inability to cook.

glipnorped

absolutely trippin bawlz my guy

“The homie Jason was fuckin glipnorped at the party. He disappeared into the woods behind my house and we haven’t seen him since.”