Zastrow

Last name of someone who will always be there. Maybe they have already sacrificed something for you. They look like the sports type but really loves engines and things to get their hands dirty. Zastrow is a family name to organize the good people in this world. Sometimes Zastrows can be a big pain in the rear but they come around eventually. Always look out for them. They are hard to find and a pain to keep but with the right amount of effort they will be there always.

"Your a Zastrow?!"
"Yea! Hey! I'm Henry."
"Cool man."

Loos

A retarded persons last name who is loud, annoying, and unwanted. Whenever a Loos talks everyone wants to tell them to shut up. They don't know boundaries for shit and they always touch you. Most Loos’s don't have a lot of friends. Stay away from a Loos or you'll have the biggest headache ever.

Damn Loos! Shut up! And stop touching me!