Ginger

A politically correct term for red heads

Do you see that ginger?
The red head?
Hell yeah

Rolex

Something middle aged white business men wear as to compensate for something a little small in their lives

My friend: Dude that guy has a Rolex

Me: he’s certainly compensating for something

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Rolex

Something middle aged white business men wear as to compensate for something a little small in their lives

My friend: Dude that guy has a Rolex

Me: he’s certainly compensating for something

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School

Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

70 year old English teacher: what’s school mean to you?
Everyone: Seven crappy hours of our lives

PETA

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is a cult of mentally ill people. PETA calls their members “activists,” despite the fact that they use methods to achieve their goals similar to those of a terrorist group. Using their annual revenue of roughly $30,000,000, they spend the vast majority on attorneys for felonies brought up to their “activists” (terrorists.) Charges include arson, burglary, assault, attempted murder, vandalism, extortion, and similar illegal activities.

Claiming to love animals, they murder 95% of all animals brought into their shelter/slaughterhouse, but, if you chase a pig, chicken, or other animal, expect to get harassed or even fire bombed.

Similar to Adolf Hitler, they love all animals( not normal animals, like dogs or cats) and use propaganda to get people to see them. Remember the time these retards said “Milk causes Austism, so don’t give your kids milk.” Well, multiple studies from top universities have disputed this.

Actively endorsing a group known as “Animal Liberation Front,”a group monitored by the FBI, expect bad shot to come if you offend them.

Bill Johansson: Veganism is a severe mental disorder.
PETA: Lets fire bomb that f*cker

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Jake Paul

The exact definition of autism

Dr. Phil: You have been diagnosed with autism
Jake Paul: It’s everyday bro

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Walmart

1. A place where food stamps are the only accepted currency.
2. A hellhole where 350 pound women change their 6 year old’s diaper in the trunk of their 2002 Ford minivan. In fact, this is a completely normal sight. If you don’t see this, you should evacuate immediately, as someone was probably shot, mugged, or kidnapped.

News Reporter: Some man was mugged at this Walmart in Flint, Michigan.
Guy who isn’t on welfare: How surprising