Audiophillia

The practice of gaining sexual pleasure from hearing others when they engaged in sexual activity.

Kim: Wow, thats couple in the next room must be really going at it.

Laurie: I know, its audiophillia. Its such a turn-on.

Yudd

The alter-ego of Judd when he drinks way too much and becomes firtatious

there's no way Judd would consider that sleazy, butter-faced whore unless he was "Yudd"

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Yimberly

A personality trait of any normal Kimberly that manifests itself from excessive single malt, red wine or beer

Boyfriend: "Stop kicking that, it's very expensive and you're going to break it"
Yimberly: "Shut the fuck up, don't tell me what to do.... I'll kick you in the balls"

live like Steve

Verb / \ 'liv\ The act of purposely acquiring or purchasing clothing, jewelry or accessories for the sole purpose of satisfying the deep seated desire to be "Steve"

Greg: Wow, you just bough a new Rolex. That's same one Steve has.
Judd: Are you sure it's the same? I would hate to have the same watch as Steve
Greg: I'm nearly certain that's Steve's watch
Judd: Yeah, truth be told, I wanna "live like Steve"

wishin I was Steve

The act of purposely purchasing, acquiring or wearing items of Steve. Due to lack of individuality, your life and being is dedicated to "living like Steve"

Greg: "wow, you just bought a new Rolex. That's the same one Steve has".

Judd: "yeah, I know. I've always wanted to live like Steve"

Greg: I think I'm wishin I was Steve