african snow plow

When you're fucking a African American and you proceed to stick four pounds of cocaine in their ass then you motorboat their asshole

I got with this girl last night and she randomly gave me an African snow plow and my asshole is more streched than jared from subway

jewish jellybeans

Adam's balls

A jewish kids balls his jewish jellybeans

long island 2×4

When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth

My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.

california snowcone

When your getting fucked so hard that cum shoots out of your fucking mouth then you eat that shit bitch

"My main man gave me the California snowcone I've ever had and trust me girl I've had a lot of things shoved up my ass.

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