nawp

1. A variation on the word "no," spoken with greatest intensity and vigour, only spoken when "really and vehemently meant."

2. Optometrist term for macular degeneration caused by constant "eye-skeetin'," otherwise known as ocular ejaculation. Sometimes called "visual contact."

"Natasha axed me if she could hit up my
sour patch kids but I knew that if I let
her have even one she would never quit so I yelled NAWP at her fat, stanky, hoochass."

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Red Vines

1. A certain candy found in the cheaper of dollar store varities, with the ambiguous flavor "red," made of a mostly corn syrup and ANDY.

2. The new Bjork album.

3. A phrase common to the tri-state area, denoting a certain hilariousness found in ghettoicity.

"mmmmmmmmmmmmm RED VAHNS"

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