Leaking Mobile Home

The action of cumming in a homeless woman, and while she is cleaning your nut out, you run away with her tent.

Friend: How’d you get that sweet ass tent?
You: I pulled off a leaking mobile home!

Stinky Joe

When you give a homeless guy a handjob, so that he’ll give you a ride in his shopping cart.

Friend: How’d you get home from the bars last night.

You: I gave out a Stinky Joe