99 red balloons

An adjective acting as a noun that describes a person in possession of pretty much every kind of STD. These include but are not limited to: bacterial vaginosis, chancroid, donovanosis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum, non-gonococchal urethritis, staph infection, syphilis, tinea cruris, yeast infection, adenovirus, viral hepatitis A B C D and E, Herpes simplex, HIV/AIDS, HTLV 1 and 2, genital warts, cervical cancer, anal cancer, molluscum contagiosum, mononucleosis, Kaposi's sarcoma, Crabs, Scabies, and trichomoniasis.

Alex: Hot damn bro...See that jailbait? I'd love to tap that.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.

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Endless Summer

The state of being a useless mong for an extended duration. Doing little or nothing of any value. Time is spend primarily in one's room or bathroom, fapping one's chise, as opposed to getting a decent job or pursuing scholastic endeavors. Other activities include sleeping, eating, shitting and existing.

Endless summer is an endless bummer.

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