Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats

“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”

Rose Dodo

Someone who is oblivious to romantic gestures.

Person 1; “Dude, Marie is such a Rose Dodo! You gotta give up, she’s never going to get a clue!

Person 2; “No way, she’s a 10! We’re going on a date this weekend, it’s gonna be so romantic!

Person 1; “Does she know it’s a date? Does she call it a date?”

Person 2; “Well…no. Not exactly. Look she said she wanted to hang out! And it’s just the two of us so obviously we’re not just “hanging out”.”

Person 1; “Uh huh, okay. Sure.”

Shit up

To insert a cork into someone’s glutinous Maximus and then insert a second cork into the mouth.

“Shit up Darwin!” Said Eric
Eric Proceeds to forcefully insert cork into Darwin’s ass and mouth

Tears stream out of Darwin’s mouth, he quietly begs for mercy that shall not be granted