sherlocky

When a person becomes extremely controlling and obsessive in a relationship. On the edge of being abusive.

A: That guy over there is quite cute, isn't he?
B: Oh, God! That's Mark, he's known for being very sherlocky!
A: Ugh! Okay, no!

winter cum

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season.

"I can't believe it's spring already! My balls are still filled with winter cum!"

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spring cleaning

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)

"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."

a bag of cunts

a group of people or a band that you really like. Scottish Glasgow

"Did you meet Al's friends last night?"
"Aye, what a bag of cunts! I absolutely love them!"

"That bag of cunts is playing some banging tunes!"

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going all Scotland Yardy

When your man/woman didn’t reply to your messages for a while and you start digging for clues about why on social media or old text messages.

A: He hasn’t text me back in 3 days. I’ve read through all our past messages and I can’t find any clues...

B: Chill! Stop going all Scotland Yardy on him!

Shag shed

a place (a hotel) you go to have sex with someone

Just booked a shag shed for us.

cummer

basically a wanker but a bit more friendly. Hebridean Scottish

"Shag off you cummer!"

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