Basic Witch

She's just a girl (usually white) who is obsessed with witchy aesthetics, has a pretty tarot deck (most likely a feminist themed), knows what's a natal chart but believes in cusp signs. She likes to pretend that she's scary but she'll piss her pants if she heard a sound in her house at 3 am. She considers all witches are sisters against patriarchy but most women think she's naive and reminds them of their anti-vaxxer aunt. Most likely to ditch witchcraft once she realize that 'witch' is a word that applies on both genders.

Mom: Becky get ready, we're going to visit auntie Karen
Becky: I am busy hexing that Piscearies boy that rejected dating me
Mom: You're such a basic witch!

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Corporate Nun

A woman who voluntarily gave up the plan of getting married and having kids in order to succeed in her job or career.

Lady 1: I spent my all my 30s studying and working hard to become the chief of this department. I call it my baby.
Lady 2: So you became a corporate nun...