Twirly

Twirly was a word used in the tv show 'New Girl'. Twirly is a more flattering, more graceful term meaning horny.

"Today is gonna be a great day! I'm feeling extra twirly... "
" ohhh damn get some!"

Cuffed

When you aren't married it's said to be " trapped in a ball and chain" well being cuffed is similar. Basically it's being in a serious relationship. It means you are no longer single

"Ashley Robert Cuffed M̃ẽ!"
" omg congrats! Wait seriously? He dropped his hoes for you?!"