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Jersey Devil

The comical creature who looks in people's windows at night, and causes havic with piercing screams. Only the coolest paranormal being ever. He has wings, four legs, glowing red eyes and is said to look like a cross between a kanagroo, dog, bat and dragon. There have been many sightings, but the most recorded in a short time was during the week of January 16-23, 1909. Tracks leading to no where, bloody chickens and hellish screams are said to come from him. Many are scared of him but some accounts are quite humorous; one says that he "did a little jig on the fence and flew off;" another says he sits by the water and waits for sinking ships to laugh at. It's said that he was the 13th child of Mrs. Leeds, who lived in the Pine Barrens forest. It was stormy outside that night and when she went into labor she screamed "let this be a devil!" and the child transformed into a being with wings and a tail and flew out of the chimney. When something goes wrong, like a calf is missing or if there's a bad drought, some blame the little devil. He still haunts the woods to this very day...

The Jersey Devil hopped on the fence, did a little jig and took flight.

by Lily April 3, 2005

75πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Lilifred

A frog and Lily flower mutated together to become.....a lilifred!!

A Lilifred looks green and smells like flowers....

by Lily February 20, 2005

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


screaming trees

An awesome "stoner rock" band from Seattle that spawned the best band on the history of hell, Queens of the Stone Age....and others...

The screaming trees concert was so good johnny wet himself.

by Lily March 14, 2005

79πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


gravel

cocaine, you make a line of cocaine, like gravel, same consistency

Woah! That gravel we snorted was outta control

by Lily April 25, 2004

9πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


up the bummy

When something has gone horribly wrong.

Its all gone up the bummy.

by Lily June 15, 2006


Cakewalker

comes from the pictures of old cake boxes

a girl in a red dress collecting huge cakes from all over the planet

by Lily June 26, 2004

2πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


nesquick

the best fuckin ceareal in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo me and my friends got high off some nesquick

by Lily March 30, 2005

10πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž