ku klux klan

Honestly, the Ku Klux Klan (oft. referred to as the KKK for short) is a group of racist, homophobic, anti-semitic, anti-catholic gits who also happen to be cowards. They wear white cloaks with hoods that hide their faces (proof of said cowardice) and have leaders whom they give titles such as Kligrapp (secretary), Klabee (treasurer), and Kludd (chaplain).

"That man is in the Ku Klux Klan."
"No he isn't."
"Yes he is."
"No."
"Why has he got a sheet over his head, then?"

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Dubya

Also so known as George W. Bush, and 50% of of his campaign. If you happen to be in Crawford, Texas when you say this, George will appear.

Man: "Dubya".
George shows up shouting "VETO!!!!!!!"

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Morgan Freeman

Awesome. Only his hair ages. He played God twice. In fact, he is God.

Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.

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