Diet Mountain Dew

All the kickass taste and caffeine of Mountain Dew, but with no calories so you can maintain your girlish figure.

See Essence of Late Nights.

Dude, let's pick up some Diet Mountain Dew.

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Jesus

the most famous zombie ever

romero only WISHES he could cast jesus in a movie

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Neil Patrick Harris

1) God.

2) The only gay guy that can be attractive to a straight woman.

Damn, Neil Patrick Harris is fine.

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Lucky Charms

Count Chocula for white people

Lucky Charms' marshmallows tast like sidewalk chalk. Go Count Chocula!

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Libertarian

A political mindset.

See: Tyler Durden.

Libertarian.

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readingasm

readingasm (ree-ding-gaz-uhm)
-noun
1. the heightened physical and emotional sensation experienced while watching Nirvana: Live at Reading
2. a similar point of intensity or excitement from other Nirvana entertainment

-verb
1. to have a readingasm

watching the entire MTV Unplugged special is sure to produce multiple readingasms

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one and one and one is three

Really pointless Beatles lyric from "Come Together"

One and one and one is three!

...

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