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Some asshat typing in continuous ######## into a chat room window until the room becomes so slow that it no longer works.
Jack: Yeah, we can go find some-
Jill: ######################## (repeat forever)
Jack: Fuck you, you're stopping the fucking chat with railroad lag!
Jill: #################### (repeat forever)
-chat then freezes-
A social webcam website that links you to random strangers, but very rarely do you meet anyone normal. Instead, you will find countless penises, trolls, and people jacking off.
J: I was bored last night, so I went on Omegle.
K: Did you meet anyone interesting?
J: I saw sex penises and three guys dressed like Spider-Man before I gave up.
K: I saw thirteen penises, five guys dressed like Batman, someone passed out, and someone in an Easter Bunny costume holding a beer.
J: Wow, you have endurance!
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A completely worthless game where the sole action is rubbing your finger across your iPhone or iPad screen over a crappy, pixelized picture of a fatass yellow bird until your finger falls off, your screen breaks, or you realize what a douchebag you were for jerking off a picture of a bird in the first place.
John: What did you do last night?
Bob: I played Rubby Bird for four hours!
John: Instead of actually jerking yourself off? You're a douchebag.
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All that food and uneaten crap you find in bed in the morning after either drinking, sleepwalking, or just getting the midnight munchies. It usually includes leftovers, microwaveable garbage, and just general junk food.
K: Ugh, what's that smell?
H: I slept walked again last night, and those are the remaining night burgers.
K: Get that out of here, it smells like a dead body!
The irrational fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
M: Why are you hiding behind the couch?
F: It's here...I don't know how it found me again...it's watching me...
M: Are you talking about that nonexistent duck again? You have ducklookophobia!
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