quaranteens

The generation born between December 2020 and March 2021, as a result of the enforced quarantining of their parents due to the COVID-19 pandemic, as they turn teenagers in 2033/2034

As they slurped their milkshakes on their first date, Jody and Jazzmine looked each in the eye and realised the strength of the bond they had - they were both Quaranteens

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whirrer

A cheap old electric car - the EV equivalent of banger

As the last banger finally ended at the scrapyard, Kyle was forced to find an old whirrer to mod for the weekly cruise

Lucid dreamer

A noobie investor into the CCIV SPAC, believing that they’ll get mega-rich when the merger occurs between the EV start-up Lucid and CCIV (if it ever occurs)

Jose was such a Lucid dreamer, but in reality he could crash and burn if there was no merger

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Covexit

The strategy deployed by governments to ease restrictions brought about by COVID19

BoJo soon realised that Brexit was a piece of piss compared to the decisions needing to be made about Covexit

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stink boat

Any internal combustion engined boat, generally hated by blow boaters

Brad hated it when the stink boats launched on the lake, their noisy engines billowing our smoke and destroying the peace and quiet

clusterunfucker

A person with particular skills for resolving a clusterfuck

When the spinnaker got wrapped around the end of the pole, James showed his skills as a Clusterunfucker

oligeunuch

A nutless oligarch who gives BJ’s for financial favours, getting mega-rich in the process

Cocksucker Usmanov spent enough time on his knees in front of Putin to be granted significant government contracts and make the oligeunuch incredibly wealthy