Eepoes

An expression humorously acknowledging dread or a problem, tempered with glee and cuteness. It is a portmanteau of the furry slang expressions "Eep!" and "Oh noes!", and was created by two members of the furry community on Wednesday January 23, 2008 in Prunedale, California, inspired by a California license plate which read: 3EEP035

"Looks like Youtube's down again."

"Eepoes!"

semen mixer

A Gay Pride fund-raising party or charity gala, where donations typically derive from wealthy, older gay men who attend in order to prey on the younger, poorer ones.

Only superficially resembling a party, these events tend more to emphasize social networking and jockeying for position within the local community. As the term implies, these events are often given over-the-top sexualized themes, if only to attract many attendees while simultaneously distracting them from the fact that there's no actual partying or sex going on.

The opposite of a semen mixer is a bachanal.

That party we'd heard about turned out to just be a semen mixer. It was like a box social from the 1930's combined with a women's sewing circle. We just left early and rented a movie instead.