typo

The short phrase for typography error/typing mistake.

Dad: I accidentally typo a name on my group chat.
Mom: What happened next?
Dad: He left.

doli capax

Deemed capable of forming the intent to commit a crime or tort, especially by the reason of age (ten years old or older)

Mom: I think my son is not doli capax.
Friend: What do you mean!? Your son is big!!!
Mom: He's just 9 years old.

Family

Nobody gets left behind, or forgotten.

My friend: Do you have a family?
Me: I do but I always got ignored.
My friend: If so then you can't call them "family".

F

1. Letter that are used to pay respects

online

2. Fuck but shortened to F to censor

the word
3. It's just a fucking letter!

1. My friend: My dog died!

Me: F
2. My friend: I saw someone stole your

laptop!

Me: F him and his family
3. My toddler: What's the letter after E?

Me: F

69

Cancer zodiac sign. Or maybe just a 2-digit number. Or probably a funny number with a dirty meaning.

Friend: What's your birth date?
Me: July 29th
Friend: OMG!!! You're 69!!!