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Barbarian axe throw

Hang and tie a female from a door and spread her anus wide open and continue to throw dildos in her anus

“Babe can we try the barbarian axe throw tonight

by Limp tornado creator December 22, 2020


Limp tornado

When someone is in a coma and the doctor says you can get a handy from the coma patient

“See that patient in there”, “she’s in a coma, $50 you can go get a limp tornado really fast before anyone sees you.”

by Limp tornado creator December 22, 2020


Limp tornado

When you duct tape the hand of a coma patient to your dick and shake her arm rapidly

“That patient in there has been in a coma for 2 years, $50 and I’ll lock the door and you can get a limp tornado, I’ll tell any other doctor the room is busy”

by Limp tornado creator December 22, 2020

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