namaske

It's namaste+ mask.

The mask I wear to protect you, sees the mask you were to protect me.

Or Thank you for covering your breathe hole. If we all did this, we would probably get over this more quickly.

As I ring up a customer's groceries, I say muffled through my face mask, 'Namaske'.

Or

As customers who are mindful enough to wear masks to the store during a pandemic, I greet them with 'Namaske'

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weird arm

When you're laying bed with someone all intertwined and one of you has weird arm. Lying on your arm in an uncomfortable position.

Babe I've got to roll over on my other side I've got weird arm.

Lesbian years

Lesbian years are similar to dog years. When lesbians date and then fall in love, time really flies. There's not a real science to it, just think, roughly double. I round when necessary.

I was telling my friend "oh yeah remember when I dated that narcissist for five months? It was really like a year in lesbian years. "

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Lesbiancé

Lesbian+ finance. It helps to clarify that A) you're lesbian & B) engaged. It also sounds like Beyonce is in the name, but it is not.

Said by a female: " My lesbiancé & I moved to Seattle 6 years ago. She proposed at the Space Needle."

anxieteous

Of or pertaining to anxiety. An anxiety filled situation.

Working in a grocery store during a pandemic is so anxieteous.

Anxieteous

Of or pertaining to anxiety. A descriptor of an anxiety ridden situation or scenario. Anxiety filled.

Working in a grocery store during a pandemic is very anxieteous.