Benis

When you accidentally smear beans on your dick.

Gamer 1: bruh not again.
Gamer 2: what's up?
Gamer 1: I just got benis again, dog.
Gamer 2: I told you to lay off the taco bell.

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444

444. Four four four.

Pronounced: fawer fawer fawer.

Nick Dipaolo: what does 444 mean.
Viewers: 444
Nick Dipaolo: WHAT DOES IT MEAN.
Viewers: 444

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Reindeer

A gay moose.

Santa has 7 Reindeer.