Facetable

A more extreme version of facepalm; with the forehead hitting a table (or the like) instead of a palm. Can be used as personal or indirect.

1. Used to show extreme displeasure at a statement or memory, causing sadness and limpness.

2. Used to show a violent action towards another person due to stupidity.
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1. Mother: "How was your first day of school?"
Son: *Facetable* "meh, don't ask.."

2. Guy#1: "That's what she said!"

Guy#2: "...No." *facetables Guy#1*

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Lemurrific

-Lemur-rific-
Something that fantastically depicts lemurs in any noticeable way, shape, or form. (positively or negatively)

1. That photo of Madagascar is simply lemurrific! (referring to actual lemurs)
2. Ick.. Take a bath, dude, you smell lemurrific. (referring to smell)
3. The colors on that painting are lemurrific! (referring to color)

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Ramenpot

A pot that is the exact perfect size for a brick of ramen.

"I really want some ramen, but we have no ramenpots left." :(

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chile

A common stan twitter word which basically means 'chill' or 'relax'

"Wait, Ariana Grande is already engaged?! Wasn't she dating someone else last month? She gotta CHILE!

Grfumble

The sound for anything unwanted or angering that happens.
(gir-FUM-bl)

"Failed an essay AGAIN. Grfumble.."
"Crap, I can't hang out this weekend. Grfumble."

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Wahlmgh

1. The sound of eating large amounts of food at one time. (filling at least half of your mouth's capacity) Can be made by people or animals.

A man at a fancy restaurant: "GAWD, I love this french bread!" *WAHLMGH*

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Blarshkg

1. The sound made by any flesh-bearing being when being struck with a massive blunt object. (preferably a large hammer)

Person 1: "Look out! A zombie!"
Person 2 (swinging hammer): *BLARSHKG* "Man that was a close one!"

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