chile

A common stan twitter word which basically means 'chill' or 'relax'

"Wait, Ariana Grande is already engaged?! Wasn't she dating someone else last month? She gotta CHILE!

Ramenpot

A pot that is the exact perfect size for a brick of ramen.

"I really want some ramen, but we have no ramenpots left." :(

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Facetable

A more extreme version of facepalm; with the forehead hitting a table (or the like) instead of a palm. Can be used as personal or indirect.

1. Used to show extreme displeasure at a statement or memory, causing sadness and limpness.

2. Used to show a violent action towards another person due to stupidity.
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1. Mother: "How was your first day of school?"
Son: *Facetable* "meh, don't ask.."

2. Guy#1: "That's what she said!"

Guy#2: "...No." *facetables Guy#1*

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Lemurrific

-Lemur-rific-
Something that fantastically depicts lemurs in any noticeable way, shape, or form. (positively or negatively)

1. That photo of Madagascar is simply lemurrific! (referring to actual lemurs)
2. Ick.. Take a bath, dude, you smell lemurrific. (referring to smell)
3. The colors on that painting are lemurrific! (referring to color)

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Wahlmgh

1. The sound of eating large amounts of food at one time. (filling at least half of your mouth's capacity) Can be made by people or animals.

A man at a fancy restaurant: "GAWD, I love this french bread!" *WAHLMGH*

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Grfumble

The sound for anything unwanted or angering that happens.
(gir-FUM-bl)

"Failed an essay AGAIN. Grfumble.."
"Crap, I can't hang out this weekend. Grfumble."

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Blarshkg

1. The sound made by any flesh-bearing being when being struck with a massive blunt object. (preferably a large hammer)

Person 1: "Look out! A zombie!"
Person 2 (swinging hammer): *BLARSHKG* "Man that was a close one!"

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