black eyed pea

While banging your female partner doggy style, you push your thumb deep into her balloon knot. Once she turns around to see what is going on, you rub your fecal thumb in and around her eye and pull out and piss in her face.

Last night, I tried to give my wife a Danny Glover, but her balloon knot was so tight, I had to settle for a black eyed pea.

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