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The sexiest man ever!!!
Ville You're beautifull
what a wicked thing to do.. to make me dream of you
96π 15π
An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.
Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!
29π 8π
When a cat or kitten is acting all sweet and innocent.
8π 2π
A hapless man usually from Hammond, Indiana,with extremely gargantuan hairy balls and a 2" erect shlong.
OMG!!! My eyes are bleeding!!!
OMG!!! EeeeeW!!! Furry basketballs!!! um...John, I hear my mom calling, got to run........byeeeeeeeeeee.
10π 4π
Celibate man who offered to cook me a dinner then cancelled.
"Are we doing it tonight?" " Not tonight love I'm Ritch"
14π 22π
A noise that is made as one mimes tapping the legend that is Swotley on the behind. The noise and action must be accompanied by enthusiastic skipping movements. Swotley must be totally oblivious of the act and one must be careful that the hand in question does not actually come into physical contact with his rear end as he is prone to pooping at inappropriate times, it could also be seen as a groping gesture which could lead to a short term prison sentence and or fine if sexual harrassment is proven.
Linda: BOOSH BOOSH!
Wattbulb: *turning around, What are you doing?
Linda: Ohh nothing *rolls eyes and whistles
Torie: HAHAHAHAHA
1π 9π