chunky slingbacks

an unattractive person sporting an outdated fashion, deriving from an early 90's style of footwear, particularly when donned with thick, scrunched cheerleader socks

"Oh my god, y'all, did you see that girl on the motorcycle?"

"All I saw was thick, white socks."

"She was wearing chunky sandals."

"They were slingbacks!"

"Chunky slingbacks!!"

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y'all, this is gonna be the best

a phrase commonly used by a petite, bottle blonde, Southern girl who is overly excited, usually signified by the trademark pearl necklace, Lilly Pulitzer outfit, and inappropriate shoes

I hate those girls who get all excited about something ridiculous like the Junior League and exclaim to their friends that, "Y'all, this is gonna be the best!" in that annoying Southern accent.

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