Sun-Drunk

Not to be confused with Sun-Drop, Sun-Drunk is the state of general wooziness that happens when one steps into the shade after excessive sun exposure.

Readers should note, however, that sun-drunk-dialing usually isn't excusable.

Ironically, the perscribed cure for sun-drunkeness is ice cold beer, and not so ironically, silence.

"Do you see that girl stumbling over there?" "She's probably a bit sun-drunk" *girl hits floor* "Okay, maybe really drunk"

"Joe, Lucie and I are going on a wicked bar-crawl tonight, wanna join in?" "I think I'm pretty well off, sun-drunk you know?" "Yeah, I'd put some aloe on that or something, maybe tomorrow..."

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