muff

1. what you do when your fat goes over your pants/tights/skirt/bottoms

2. the verbial form of muffin top

Wow, do you see that girl? She's muffing like crazy.

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textonymous

to text someone without them knowing who you are, to text someone with your true identity unknown

unknown: hey
anthony: uh hi...
unknown: whats up
anthony: nothing you?
unknown: same just chillen
anthony: will you tell me who are you now? please.
unknown: textonymous

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