April 20th is bite a tall person day, go ahead take a bite out of anyone taller then 5,5
Tall ass hoe: wtf why did you just bite me
Short person: its April 20th, bite a tall person day duh!
Tall ass hoe: oh sorry I forgot
Begging for you to take my hand wreck my plans thats my man (a cool lyrics from willow by Taylor swift)
GF: IBFYTTMHWMPTMM
BF:??
GF: Google it homie
BF: okay
BF: awwww ilysm