Gooch Syndrome

This is where no matter how much you shower or wash up, your fingers and face smells like Gooch!

Andy "Good morning!"

Pam "Get in the bathroom and TAKE a shower, you freaking smell like Gooch!!"

Andy " I already did take a shower."

Pam " You have Gooch syndrome!"

Pinky nip

This is a birth defect where you grow a surprise nipple on your pinky

Sandy " Hey I woke up this morning and I have a something brown on my pinky!"

Mary "Girl, you have a pinky nip."

Sandy "What?"

Mary "In other words be ready for a divorce and no friends"

Linging out

This means that you spread out on the couch and just don't give a crap about what's going on!

In other words your awesome!!

tinna " I didnt do anything at all today except spread out on the couch"

Minka " Dude you were linging out all day"

Cuddly Wuddly Syndrome

This means that something is so cuddly, it makes you want to hold it 24/7!
In other words, you can let go of a object.

Mollie "Hey I can't let go of my fluffy cat Apollo,he's so cuddly"

Jimmy " I think your suffering from cuddly wuddly syndrome."

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Raunchy Rachel Syndrome

This is a disease to women that make then raunchy,lazy,and smelly!

Rachel "I feel raunchy and I am not going to do anything,except sit here and smell"

Desirae "Dude, you have raunchy Rachel syndrome"

Rachel "huh?

Desirae " In other words be ready for bed warts and no life"

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Munching butthole

This means that you smell really bad or have stanky breath!

Rowin "Hey how are you?"

Bailey " OMG you munching butthole, get away you smell like s***!!"

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Confuzzled

This is when a person is confused and frustrated at the same time.

David: "Man, I am confused I need help pleasing my wife and its frustrating!"

Johnny: "Dude, you're confuzzled"

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