Crumpty

Adjective originating from the word "crumpet" - Bland and dry while still pretentious thinking you are better than everyone else.

Person 1: Personally I just think Shrek 2 was mediocre, I used to like it but once I grew up I sort of knew better.

Person 2: Nobody asked you crumpty bitch

Tingussy

Noun - the "ussy" (from the root word pussy) of the character "Tingle" from the legend of Zelda.

That tingussy is elite, there is literally no tingussy like it.