PPB (Professional Polite Bitch)

A PPB is a professional polite bitch. Someone who comes off as polite and professional, but also has a condescending and rude attitude/demeanor.

This customer service representative I spoke with really did not care about my situation, but she was definitely a PPB (Professional Polite Bitch). Props to her for holding up.

I tend to be a PPB at work, I am nice enough so I am not fired but bitchy enough so people know I don't care.

Wuerida

This is the combination of the Spanish words wey/wue/güey/wüey and querida (or querido for someone who identifies as male). This can be used among friends to express endearment but playful fighting. It can also be pluralized to wueridos/wueridas.

Person 1: ¡Oye, mi wuerida! ¿qué honda?
Person 2: ¿Qué me llamaste, ¿cabrón?

Person 1: él es un wuerido amigo mío, de verdad.
Person 2: Pues claro, me imagino, es un querido güey, jjajajajaaja

Zoomber

This is a shorthand way of saying/writing "Zoom bomber". A Zoomber is someone who unexpectedly and inappropriately hacks or joins a Zoom or virtual/online session usually in a disruptive manner or

We had a nude Zoomber at work today, it was such a shock and gross!

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L cubed

The phrase for/to express "Live, Laugh, Love". Also known as "triple L".

We need some L cubed.

I need a painting that says L cubed.

intellectgasm

Also known as an intellectualgasm, this is the equivalent of an intellectual orgasm, or a feeling of euphoria for the mind/brain as caused by some concept of intellect: knowledge, intelligence, innovation, ideas, etc. This phenomenon/feeling is very common among sapiosexuals.

Sapiosexual Friend 1: I got such an intellectgasm reading the title of your sociolinguistics paper. Just absolutely perfect. Pure perfection.
Sapiosexual Friend 2: Omg, ikr!? I'm glad you liked it. I love naming my papers, it's the funnest part!
Sapiosexual Friend 1: Keep it up! My brain is feeling the dopamine and it wants more!

Parent of God

A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of God, what happened to you?

Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!

Cuntent

Cunt(y) content.

Trisha Paytas has some great cuntent.

I watch Tana Mongeau as my personal cuntent.

The Rupaul Drag Race franchise is such cuntent.