Maximin

The opposite of minimax (search on Urban Dictionary). The combination of the words minimum and maximum referring to the maximum effort that sometimes leads to minimal results.

I always encourage my students to NOT to do the maximin, and rather, the minimax, as working harder for no payoff is not a good work ethic to have!

Chication

A Chicago vacation.

I am taking a Chication this weekend!

I love going to the city for my annual Chication.

Big birthday cock

A cock that is big basically because it's the person's birthday.

Omg let me see that big birthday cock, it's your special day after all!

Excessive

Another word for "extra".

You are so excessive, I love it.

Excessive people are the best.

You have such excessiveness, slay me away, bae!

Why do you have to be so excessive?

Litty o’clock

A meaning that it’s time to get hyped up, lit, kitty, etc.

An alternative is “lit o’clock”.

Oh shit… it’s litty o’clock.. LFG!!

Absolutaputamente

This is the Spanish equivalent for "absofuckinglutely". It adds the word "puta" between "absoluta" and the suffix "mente".

¿Estás de acuerdo? ¡ABSOLUTAPUTAMENTE!

Pues absolutaputamente lo tenemos que hacer.

No estoy listo para nada. Absolutaputamente.

LQNH

An acronym that means: Low-quality new hires. It speaks for itself!

At work we hired so many LQNH... None had interviews and were just hired because we were desperate. It's really stressful to deal with!