Creamies

To have the “creamies”, is to experience a soft bowel movement in which your end result is of a smooth, creamy texture. Having the “creamies” is usually a result of having an unbalanced diet, dehydration, consuming spoiled food or large amounts of alcohol. The Creamies can also be associated with having the DADS (Day After Drinking Shits).

Ex. I’ll pass on the Indian food, I’ve got the creamies. I can’t go out tonight, I’ve got the creamies.