shashi tharoor

A fomo who can't stop himself from reaching out for diction help/ dictionary every time before he speaks or writes and then feels proud of his imbecilic and off-putting vocab to ensure that he remains relevant for someone.

Shashi: Thou're all hitherto au courant of my unrivalled propensity to freakishly employ locution to demonstrate merit and my significance in your lives.

Ron: What did he just say and mean?

Me: Ignore Ron, it's irrelevant. He is a Shashi Tharoor!