twidget

Verb The in between of twitching and fidgeting.

Noun Someone who moves too much or incessantly.

I drank way too much coffee and now I can't stop twidgeting.

He's kind of a twidget. I haven't seen him sit still since I've known him.

Post humorously

Sarcastically.

To use a word or phrase mockingly, emphasizing that the term is no longer cool.

Phil: “check out my hella dank swag”
Robert: “dude, you can’t be serious.”

Phil: “naw, I’m just saying it post humorously.”