chickenometry

the branch of mathematics that deals with the relations between the sides and angles of plane or spherical poultry, and the calculations based on it.

I'm failing chickenometry this semester... I think I'm going to take basic agriculture over again next year.

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soumise

A euphemism for prostitute (literally "submissive daughter").

Some people enjoy soumise sex... and others just want to watch porno about it.

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dork

A meat substitute.

Logan's weener is small... so he used a dork on his girlfriend.

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Interfrigid

When the inside of your car is colder than the weather outside during a cold winter day.

Joe: Its 30 degrees out today...
Dan: Yeah, its so cold that its only 10 degrees in my car.
Joe: Shit, your car is interfrigid!