brown kiss

When you suck a fart out of a someone's ass, hold your breath and then kiss them, releasing the fart gas into their mouth.

John: Bro Emma gave me a brown kiss last night it was so hot
James: Bro that's disgusting, get your mind checked
John: Nah bro don't kinkshame

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nilcel

A gay person with conservative views and a lack of empathy. Usually deep in the closet. Portmanteau of nilso and incel

person 1: Yeah I support LGB rights but do you really need a T in there?
person 2: shut up nilcel

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Persian pedicure

A sexual manoeuvre where a man inserts his penis between a woman's big toe and index toe and thrusts repeatedly, not unlike hot dogging or thigh sex. Typically performed by foot fetishists.

I gave this girl a Persian pedicure last night, it was sick.

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verged

To be put on the verge of tears, usually out of anger or annoyance.

Ugh why won't my computer work? I'm so verged right now.

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